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What would you name your characters?

If you were writing a story or novel and some or all of the characters were involved with the pornography industry, what would you name them? What would be the name of one of the movies they stared in?

What's in a Name?

Well, here is my suggestions:
Female: Annie Mall and Holiday O’Dare starring in the Shakespearean take off, The Taming of the Screw.

Co-starring that up and coming shemale porn star: Spenser Dick.

With a guest appearance by that male porn icon: G. Golly Wad.

Directed by: Buck Loins

Script by: Billy S. Spear

Produced by: Own Les VerGin

Best Grip (and yes there is such a position title in mainstream films): Howard Peterson

Shot on location in Simi Valley, CA.

With post production work at our world-famous Bangalore studios.

Worldwide distribution by BIMBO: BIg Man’s Britches Online.

Music by Howlin’ Jack and The Scratch and Sniff Quartet.

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