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Monday morning writing joke: “Hearing keys”

The key to the conversation.

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Monday morning writing joke: “The Fog is Afoot”

The Fog is Afoot

The fog is afoot.

The door is ajar.

The jam is on the highway.

The toast is in the bar.

The world is elemental

Or maybe it’s just gone nuts.

I would lie next to you

But truth be we’d be abut.

You can be in arrears,

But you won’t have more than one.

Things aren’t as they appear,

But a pear ripens in the sun.

I can pucker my lips

If you want to buss,

Or I can look very foolish

As you mount the bus.

You can mount a stead

Or even a campaign

At the end of the day

The results may amount to pain.

There is no anear,

But the stars are afar.

We can be in accord,

But not in a musical bar.

The measure of a man

Maybe of little note.

But notes in a measure

Keep the song afloat.

So is a song a boat

Afloat on a river?

Oar are we lost at sea

Our arrows and us aquiver?

Love is a mystery,

The deepest some have said.

I don’t know, though

It may all soon come to ahead.

You could be apart

Or a part of loving pair

Love is a strange feeling

That the estranged do not share.

So, is the fog afoot?

Is the door ajar?

Is love as near

As a falling star?

If you’re in a jam,

Can you be in a preserve,

Or is that only something

fruit and animals deserve?

Lovers have forever asked

And Philosophers have refrained,

If to be in love is love.

Is to be insane sane?

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Monday morning writing joke: “The plan”

The plan

There once was a writer who wrote Santa. /

He asked for a book marketing plan to /

Put his novel on top /

And not be a flop. /

Now, he only has to write another 80 grand-ah.

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“O’ (un)holy Krampus Night”

O’ (un)holy Krampus Night.

There is a being named Krampus

Who this night comes for some of us.

Some of us will go

To where, we don’t know

But that will leave more gifts for the rest of us.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Shelf adoration”

There once was a writer in a bookstore /

Of her novels, she wanted to see more. /

Up on the shelves /

She wanted them to dwell /

But first she had to do more than adore.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Eternally fruit”

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October 31, 2022 · 2:41 am

Cavorting

There once was a writer of romance, /

Who left very little to chance. /

Her imagination /

Was only a way station, /

For her prose to cavort and prance. 

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“The Disguise”

The private eye disguise

In glasses and bushy brows,

With nose and funny mustache

Able to deceive the soused.

I am impersonating the author,

The teller of these tall tales

Of tarnish valor and unfair maidens

And life’s sordid travails.

It is hard to fake the writing

To sit here and make stuff up.

The computer stares at me blankly

Like an audience saying, “Never enough.”

I can’t take one more day,

Maybe not ever one more hour.

I’m looking for the clues,

But everything turns up sour.

The writer has disappeared,

The creator now uncreated.

And everything I try or do

Comes out jaded or simply dated.

I am the created cliche,

Left behind to hold this space.

O’ author come back to me

So my future won’t be erased.


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Photo courtesy of author Robert Crais

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Monday morning writing joke: “Writer named Maxwell”

There once was writer named Maxwell/

Who wrote only things factual /

Imagination, he said, /

Was not in his head. /

Then he was eaten by a Pterodactyl.

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Writer named Flynn

There one was a writer named Flynn, /

Who had trouble knowing where to begin. /

In medias res, /

he heard was the place. /

but he didn’t know how to get in.

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