There once was a lady from Kent
Who know not which way she went.
Coming or going,
Going or coming,
She said it was time well spent.
Category Archives: limerick
There Once was a Lady from Kent
Mother’s Day 2010
There once was a woman from Illinois,
Who one year gave birth to a boy.
If asked on this day,
Of him she will say,
“If I were Jewish, I’d say, ‘Oy!'”
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