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October 31, 2024 · 11:34 pm

“Flash of inspiration”

Flash of inspiration

..

A flash of inspiration,

Showering the consternation

While trying to find usurpation

Because the damn thing won’t work.

..

Moments of contemplation,

Mental hiccups and gyrations

Have led to this perturbation:

Water and electricity to twerk.

..

The world in needed restoration

Could use so full lubrication:

Sweat, blood, toil – an aggregation

Exploding with a jerk.

.

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August 27, 2024 · 8:08 pm

“Oh, Santa”

Oh, Santa

Oh, Santa, your wife /

is so distraught. You left your /

August balls behind.

.

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February 9, 2024 · 9:56 pm

“Daikon radish”

Daikon radish

My Daikon radish

Points to a fetish.

It’s a bit raffish

Lying there.

It’s a vegetable

That I’ll tell you

To dispel you

Of notions there.

Its shape suggests

That it’s erectile blessed

And why I guessed

That you stared.

But rest assured

Your point’s absurd.

There’s no aphrodisiac curd

Made the Daikon way.

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December 27, 2023 · 2:01 pm

“Drink the green”

Drink the green

If the red runs out, drink the green,

though the green can be quite mean.

Served at room temp or a little warmer,

it is said to make you adore the former.

It will drive you out into the day,

groping, hoping to get away

from awfulness in your mouth

that tastes like a mouse gone south.

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#122523 #poem # humor #holidays #christmas #davidebooker

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December 24, 2023 · 10:23 am

Book him, Dan-o.

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November 18, 2023 · 10:16 pm

A Modern Fractured Fairy Tale

So, the yellow brick road was paved with gold covered in green? A modern Fractured Fairy Tale.

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November 18, 2023 · 9:28 am

A little light reading

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October 31, 2023 · 8:59 pm

“The flash”

The flash

A flash of inspiration,

Showering the consternation

While trying to find usurpation

Because the damn thing won’t work.

Moments of contemplation,

Mental hiccups and gyrations

Have led to this perturbation:

Water and electricity to twerk.

The world in needed restoration

Could use so full lubrication:

Sweat, blood, toil – an aggregation

Exploding with a jerk.

.

.

#poem #poetry #humor #cartoon #toaster #electricity #halloween #water #october #saturday #2020 #davidebooker #103120

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October 12, 2023 · 11:56 pm

Haiku to you Thursday: “Visitor”

Visitor

Midnight visitor /

seeking seeds birds left uneaten — /

oh possum surprised.

.

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July 30, 2023 · 1:54 pm

Terraforming reality, one book at a time

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