Oh, Deer Meat
Oh, deer meat, what can I say? /
What won’t offend you if I play? /
A word here, a word there, /
But venison I must play with care.
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Things are always grainiest before they turn completely ablative.
Filed under capitalism, Cartoon
Jiggle the handle if you have to.
Filed under Cartoon, cartoon by author
When writing, the main thing is to not let the lion cramp your style.
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
Filed under Cartoon, cartoon by author, Monday morning writing joke
The Princess had her pea, the Frog Prince his doughnut
Filed under Cartoon, cartoon by author
She threw the book at me!
I’m a writer and I don’t get no respect. Just the other day I hired an editor to help me with my manuscript, and the first thing she did was throw the book at me! The unabridged book at me. The one that defines words. You know it. D-i-k something something something.
Filed under Cartoon, cartoon by author, no respect, writing
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