June 7, 2013 · 10:24 am
There once was a man with doughnuts
who suffered so many, he had a glut
It was food for thought
about the things he ought not
as he packed another dozen into his gut.

Nature abhors a doughnut hole, so eat a doughnut and please Nature.
June 4, 2013 · 4:47 am

The light of my words.
I’m a writer and I don’t get no respect. My wife held our first cook out over Memorial Day weekend, but it almost didn’t happen. She couldn’t get the coals to light. Then she did. And just before the guests arrived. After the cook out, I asked her what she’d used. She said she used one of my novels.