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The almost Eight year old Philosopher

The almost 8 philosopher

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Sign of times: Quality Used Furniture

While the photo is not the clearest it could be, in its own way it may match the hand-painted sign that reads “Quality Used Furniture,” and underneath it are sections of firewood. Could the sign be referring to the birds that once nested in the tree’s branches? To the squirrels, rodents though they may be, that once frolicked about from sturdy limb to sturdy limb as they ventured forth from their squirrel nest? Or is this type of furniture what is meant by rustic or roughing it? Possibly this is a Platonic set of furniture. Furniture glimpsed obliquely and incompletely in its state of perfection.

What do you think it is? Make up your own caption and send it my way. I may list the most interesting ones.

Quality Used Furniture

The sign read: Quality Used Furniture

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Reform, it’s not what you think

It was a cold day and the wind was blowing. The Blathering Idiot and his friend, Gary, were walking to take place in a protest against some change they knew little about but felt had to be protest because somebody on the radio had told them so.

The Blathering Idiot turned to his friend and said, “You know, Gary, the biggest problem with reform is that it requires you to think.”

Gary paused for a minute, then said, “I hadn’t thought about that.”

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"You know, Gary, the biggest problem with reform is that it requries you to think."

They stopped and looked at each other. First one minute passed. Then another, and another, each looking at the other.

“I think we’ve discovered something profound,” Gary said.

Finally, they decided to turn around and go back home, where at least they could think in a warm place.

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When to redo your resume

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Last Saturday, I heard a ratta-tat-tat outside my window. And though a gray, cold day, it was not yet one filled with midnight gloom, so I had no reason to expect a raven.

I stepped out onto the back deck, and what should I find by a red-headed woodpecker drilling, or rather resting between drills. He was perched on the gutter and appeared to be drilling against the inside or edge of the gutter. As there is a dead tree nearby, the top half with the branches ripped off by a storm a few years back, I had to wonder what lived in aluminum that was so tasty that a woodpecker would pass up a tree that was certainly host to more interesting and edible things, if duller looking.

Now, you might ask, what has that to do with the idea of when to redo your resume. Probably nothing directly. I don’t expect that the woodpecker is carrying around a resume, but it does raise the question of when, while searching for a job or a meal, do you need to change your tactics, if only moderately.

I had to make such a decision recently when I redid my resume. Resumes have never been the best arrow in my writing quiver. But I thought I had a good one. Turns out somebody at a company I had applied for didn’t think so. This information was relayed to me by a recruiter at an agency I was using to apply for the position. There was nothing specific said, other than there were some errors.

After being a bit startled, I went over it, and I enlisted some help in going over it. There were a few things, some of them more a matter of preference, such as for many of my positions further in the past, I had simply listed the year I started and the year I left, with no month on either end. And in a couple of places, I had listed a couple of bullet points in the present tense, while everything else was in past tense. My defense for that was when I put the resume together, those things listed were underway, but not year completed. I was seeing them to their completions. And there were a couple of syntax errors.

I decided to redo the entire resume. I adopted a different style of resume from the one I had been using. I’m not sure I like it as well, but I have been assured by more experienced heads than mine that it is a style more anticipated by those on the receiving end of resumes. And after all, that is who the resume is for.

Now maybe the woodpecker was attracted to the shiny metal of the gutter and missed the tastier, dull-looking thing nearby. Birds are often attracted to shiny things. And maybe I was too attracted by my shiny resume and putting it in the new format allowed me to see some things that might make it a better product. Only time tell. Or it may never tell. I am now using the updated resume, and those receiving it won’t have any chance to compare it to the old one.

Since the information in both versions is the same, maybe the new version will make some of the information easier to see, and I’ll look “tastier” to a potential employer, if not quite as shiny.

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