Category Archives: 2016

Let’s get “fiscal, fiscal”

Lawmaker snaps, files bill demanding fellow lawmakers quit using ‘physical’ when they mean ‘fiscal’

Source: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/3/31/1508629/-Lawmaker-snaps-files-bill-demanding-fellow-lawmakers-quit-using-physical-when-they-mean-fiscal

Thank you to the Riverfront Times for bringing us this tidbit from the Missouri legislature:

A state rep from St. Louis, unable to take it any longer, has filed a resolution asking her colleagues in the House of Representatives to please, please stop using the word “physical” when talking about Missouri’s fiscal needs.

“Whereas, on occasion, members of the Missouri House of Representatives have used the word ‘physical’ instead of ‘fiscal’ when referring to fiscal matters including, but not limited to, fiscal review and fiscal notes…” begins House Resolution 1220, offered by Rep. Tracy McCreery.

McCreery tells the Riverfront Times that “fiscal” becomes “physical” almost every single day in the Missouri legislature and she just can’t take it anymore:

The sound of lawmakers screwing up even basic terms as they debate critical financial decisions has become like “nails on a chalkboard” to McCreery and a few of her grammatically sound colleagues.

“There are a lot of reasons to be depressed about the Missouri Legislature, and this just kind of piles on,” she says.

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Photo finish Friday: “Lights out”

Traffic indecisive.

Traffic indecisive.

There once was a light in town
that folks just couldn’t get around.
Red, yellow, and also green:
all colors could be seen.
It glowed all day and night —
strong was the town’s light plight.
They couldn’t get anywhere
with that light hanging in the air.
Stuck at a standstill they were;
no thought or action could occur.
Nobody knew what to expect
or which color light to select.
Green meant they should go,
yellow meant I don’t know,
And red meant do no more,
keep your brake down to the floor.
So there were wrecks and bottlenecks
and people who couldn’t trek.
The town was in full mess.
What to do was anyone’s guess.
Then one day in the dead of night
with hoods on to block the light
people stumbled and bumbled around
until they cut the light Hydra down.
They hung it in the town museum
where folks now can come and see them:
all three bright lights —
glowing both day and night.
But they attached a timer switch
so even those caught in its twitch
have a chance to get away
on this, April Fool’s Day.
So, if you ever come to town
and feel life has you down,
go where others have already gone
and watch the lights shine on and on.

–photo and poem by David E. Booker

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Stars”

If the stars touch me, /

I will be as one with them /

as I am with you.

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Writing tip Wednesday: “Agent to consider”

New Literary Agent Alert: Elise Erickson of Harold Ober Associates

Source: http://www.writersdigest.com/editor-blogs/guide-to-literary-agents/new-literary-agent-alert-elise-erickson-of-harold-ober-associates

Elise Erickson

Elise Erickson of Harold Ober Associates (http://www.haroldober.com/) graduated from St. Olaf College and the NYU Summer Publishing Institute in 2014, and spent several months interning at Penguin’s New American Library imprint, Folio Literary Management, and Susanna Lea Associates before taking on her current position at Harold Ober Associates. She grew up in both Florida and Minnesota, but is quickly learning to love city life in NYC. Elise is passionate about the role and responsibility of the literary agent, especially being an advocate for authors. In addition to working with books, she currently assists in selling Harold Ober’s TV, film, and subsidiary rights, and is actively building a client list of her own.

Interests: Romance and all of its subgenres, women’s fiction, paranormal, mystery including clever cozy mysteries, thrillers, historical fiction, commercial literary fiction, and some YA. She is particularly drawn to stories that contain a strong sense of place, and female protagonists with unique, compelling voices.

Not Looking For: Poetry, Screenplays, Picture Books, Horror, Self-help.

How to Query: Please email the first 15-20 pages of your manuscript, a concise query letter, and a detailed synopsis to
elise [at] haroldober.com
.

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cARtOONSdAY: “cASE lOGIC 5: e-tRUNK lINE”

The lawyer told Gumshoe to pick up the E-trunk line: elephant trunk line.

The lawyer told Gumshoe to pick up the E-trunk line: elephant trunk line.

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Monday (morning) writing joke: “Three writers died”

Three writers died, but were brought back to life. They met up one evening to discuss their experiences.

The first writer said: “I died and there was nothing. No light. No sound. I just sort of floated above my body in a limbo state.”

The second writer said: “I died and there was a bright white light, soft voices calling me, and a slight rustling sound like new leaves in a soft Spring breeze. I didn’t want to come back.”

The third writer nodded and said: “I, too, felt a blankness, except mine was white. There was a rustling sound to it. And there was a voice calling to me. It was my editor shaking blank pages at my face, telling me I owed him another 30,000 words.”

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The things Spring brings

In the Neighborhood

Spring brings many things:
Alarm sales and fresh-meat men peddling,
Spores flowing as if there will be no more,
Ice cream from a truck whose music rings
As if the end of days will wend
Up and down the streets
Maniacal notes vibrating from the new leaves and petals
As the sun runs undone —
A child on a bike just pedaling to have fun.

–David E. Booker

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Photo finish Friday: “Handle it”

So much arrogance. So little time.

So much arrogance. So little time.

Yell me your truth words. /

My ears already bloody /

from revelation.

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Spring”

Spring sun hides in air. /

Leaves curled in Winter’s cold sleep. /

Love ends in flowers.

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Writing tip Wednesday: “Laugh it up”

Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest (no fee)

Now in its 15th year, this contest seeks today’s best humor poems. No fee to enter. Submit published or unpublished work. $2,250 in prizes.

Details and entry form at: https://winningwriters.com/our-contests/wergle-flomp-humor-poetry-contest-free

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Deadline: April 01, 2016

Results Announced: August 15, 2016

Theme: Humor

Length Limit: Submit one poem only, with a maximum of 250 lines

Entry Fee: No fee

Prizes:

  • First Prize: $1,000
  • Second Prize: $250
  • Honorable Mentions: 10 awards of $100 each
  • Top 12 entries published online

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