Category Archives: 2015
cARtOONSDAY: “nIGHT lIFE”
Filed under 2015, cartoon by author, CarToonsday
Monday morning writing joke: “Walking”
Three creationists accidentally walked into a tar pit last night. In 6.000 years nobody will care.
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Three lawyers accidentally walked into a tar pit last night. They felt right at home.
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Three lobbyists walked into a bar last night. The politicians were waiting.
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Two, three, then four writers walked into a bar last night. Some say it was a comma occurrence.
Filed under 2015, Monday morning writing joke
Photo finish Friday: “Rusted truck”
Rusted truck
The day the world went mad.
The day we ran out of oil.
It was day just like this one,
A day full of madness and toil.
First there were high prices
Then rationing of the fuel.
The people decried that government
Was making them feel like a fool.
The army tried to quell the unrest
But it was no match for the madness.
Still the pain it inflicted
Spawned much hatred and sadness.
Then a great leader proclaimed:
“I can fix this issue.”
But all he had was graft and lies:
A house of cards and tissues.
Civilization ceased having meaning
Truth and justice went down the drain.
Militia’s came out, guns about
And that’s when the world went insane.
And to this day, no one can say
Who committed the bigger sin –
Those who started the dying now
Or those who failed back when.
Back when they had the chance to save
Some for the next generations,
They used it all up instead
As if it were their only libation.
I write this by dying fire light,
Scribbling on old yellow paper.
Some day you may still read it
Or it may have crumbled into vapor.
–photo and poem by David E. Booker
Haiku to you Thursday: “Screen reads”
Screen reads: “Be patient.” /
Is computer suggesting /
I be verb or noun?
Filed under 2015, Haiku to You Thursday, poetry by author
Writing tip Wednesday: “Supermentors One-Day Class”
Industry Landmines — And How to Avoid Them
One-day class: Sunday, June 7th
10:00 AM – 5:00 PM (Pacific time)
1:00 PM – 8:00 PM (Eastern time)
Award-winning writer-producer-directors Elaine and Marc Zicree have written hundreds of hours of produced TV shows and movies for most of the major studios and networks – and now have their own studio! Let them share what they know with you!
In this eye-opening day-long class, Hollywood Insiders Marc and Elaine Zicree guide you through the soul-crushing, career destroying mistakes that many beginners and even long-term pros often make – and which YOU can now avoid:
Some of the many career disasters covered (and super-solutions given) include:
Representation:
- How to waste time seeking it out – and make sure they’re lacking a pulse.
- How to provide inadequate evidence and be sure to fail.
- How to hand over power to folks who don’t give a damn.
- How to mangle a potentially good relationship.
- How to confuse the roles of agents, managers and attorneys.
The Script:
- Sure-fire ways to make the script you write fail!
- Great ways to find bad scripts by writers who will give you grief.
- How actors can create characters ranging from invisible to actively annoying.
Cold Calls, Meetings, Pitches and Auditions:
- How to come off like an amateur.
- How to bore and confuse.
- How to blow a meeting – or, better still, trample one that’s going well.
- How to be under-prepared
- How to bring in the wrong allies
- How to alienate potential, long-term connections
- Stuff you can do wrong in a pitch.
- Auditioning so you lose you the role and any possibility of ever being invited back.
- Failing to sell a series using great material.
- Having no clue how the system works.
Teams:
- How to be sure you mismatch your director to your script.
- Creating a budget that assures your project will never sell – or is never finished.
- How to cast to assure the above.
- How to staff up with terrible people.
- How to staff up with wonderful people – and then alienate every one of them.
- How to write up agreements that you will regret to your grave.
- Presenting yourself & your project in ways that send alliances running for the hills.
Money:
- How to solicit funds in ways that will get you into really big trouble.
- How to do a crowd funding campaign – that will sink!
- How to be so grasping about credits and points you have nothing to deal with.
- How to be so generous about the above you end up with zip.
- Ways to rationalize not thinking about complex stuff like in-kind, trade agreements, incentives, banks and pre-sales (or other methods that may otherwise save your project).
The Sale:
- How to fail at festivals.
- How to never find a distributor.
- How to find a distributor who will rob you blind and bury your project.
- How to sign a contract that will allow you no recourse for the above.
- How to burn through resources to not only deny promotional materials, but the deliverables which would allow the sale.
- How to convince yourself the benefit of avoiding alternate platforms which may result in more money, larger audiences and an actual career.
Strategy:
- How to embrace the defeatist and the negative.
- Being sure your mentors have failed at what you’re attempting.
- How to suck all the energy out of a room.
- How to stand around waiting to be picked until you die.
Class is JUST $25 and SEATING IS LIMITED – but you can also listen to the entire class via live streaming and downloadable content!
To sign up, log onto www.paypal.com and indicate you want to pay marc@zicree.com
Feel free to email us at Send me an email marczicree@gmail.com or call (323) 363-1259 with any questions.
Don’t wait to be picked — it can all happen NOW.
Filed under 2015, Writing Tip Wednesday, writing tips
cARtOONSDAY: “oRIGINS”
Filed under 2015, cartoon by author, CarToonsday
Book Review: “The Godwulf Manuscript”
The Godwulf Manuscript by Robert B. Parker
My rating: 4 of 5 stars
This was actually a reread, having read all the Spenser novels. Shows signs of being a first novel and the Spenser here is not quite the Spenser of the later books, but the elements are here. It is worth reading and enjoying either as a first-time reader or coming back to it again.
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Monday morning writing joke: “Big fish”
Two scriptwriters were sitting in a bar in holiday talking about their latest series pitches to studio executives.
First writer: “I pitched the story that was the retelling of the big fish. In this case, the fish was so huge he was about the swallow the entire Earth. And the only thing in between him and his goal is a female nephrologist.”
Second writer: “Why a nephrologist?”
First writer: “Ever seen a series with a nephrology doctor in the lead?”
Second writer: “No.”
First writer: “See, that would make it different. Unique. Besides, my girl friend is a nephrologist–”
Second writer: “And you’re trying to impress her.”
First writer: “You got that right.”
Second writer: “What did the executive say?”
First writer: “‘You got to be kidney-ing me.'”
Filed under 2015, Monday morning writing joke
Robert De Niro’s advice can be of use to us all
Esteemed actor Robert De Niro’s commencement speech to the 2015 graduates of NYU’s Tisch School of Arts is colorful, humorous, and honest. Reject will come often, he said. His answer: Next. Next project. Next part. Next try.
It will not be easy, he said, but succumbing to your destiny often isn’t, especially in the arts.
Don’t worry, it’s only about 16 minutes long. He headed the advice of a couple of Tish students he consulted beforehand who told him to keep it short.



