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Monday morning writing joke: “Dueling puns, part 4”

Two writers who didn’t like each other met in a bar, as such writers often do. Each claimed it was his favorite bar and each claimed he had found it first. After several months of glowering at each other and bad mouthing each other, they agree to settle the matter with a duel of puns.

Since the tall writer won the third round, he was allowed to go first for round four. A set of cards was placed on the table between them, face down. On each card was a subject. The tall writer flipped the card over and the subject was physics.

The bartender, a waiter, and a waitress would be the judges.

Props were allowed, and for each turn, each writer could make one phone call.

After thinking a moment, the tall writer asked, “What did the photon say when the hotel check-in clerk asked her if she had any luggage?”

The short writer had thirty seconds to answer. He wondered if the character being a she had anything to do with it. As in possible, the whole “she-bang,” but this wasn’t a pun about the big bang, just a photon, a discrete quantity of light. His time was about up when he said, “The photon replied, ‘No thanks, I’m traveling light.’”

The tall writer nodded.

The short writer then said, “Why can’t you trust an atom, any atom, all atoms?”

The tall writer wondered if the use of an, any, and all had anything to do with the pun, but decided to take the plunge with his first thought, “Because the make up everything.”

The short writer nodded.

Round four was a tie. Each writer had 1 win, 1 loss, and 2 ties.

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10 episodes that take viewers into the depths of The Twilight Zone · TV Club 10 · The A.V. Club

Rod Serling’s classic anthology series offers horror, sci-fi, and political subtext.

Source: 10 episodes that take viewers into the depths of The Twilight Zone · TV Club 10 · The A.V. Club

Rod Serling was a smart, skeptical man—smart enough to know where his talents lay and skeptical enough to doubt that those talents ever rose to the level of art. In the last few years of his life, before he died of a heart attack in 1975 at age 50, Serling gave college lectures in which he encouraged his students to rip his legacy apart. Serling had become a sensation at 30, thanks to his Emmy-winning teleplay “Patterns,” and he went on to win Emmys in successive years for his scripts “Requiem For A Heavyweight” and “The Comedian,” both of which are still considered among the highlights of live TV’s “golden age.” Serling then created the science-fiction anthology series The Twilight Zone, and won writing Emmys for its first two seasons. But throughout his rise, Serling battled with network executives and sponsors and worried that he capitulated too easily. Serling wrote some of the best-loved, most powerful television dramas in the history of the medium, but he also worked so quickly and so constantly that he failed to make the most of some of his best ideas. And he knew it. When Serling met with those college kids in the ’70s, he accepted their assessment that even his best scripts were moldy. “They’ve aged like bread,” he nodded.

It’s that awareness of his own human weakness that made Serling’s Twilight Zone so great so often. The idea for the show came to Serling after he got tired of seeing his most politically and socially conscious scripts get gutted by the network suits. Regarding his poorly received 1956 teleplay “The Arena,” Serling wrote, “To say a single thing germane to the current political scene was absolutely prohibited… In retrospect, I probably would have had a much more adult play had I made it science fiction, put it in the year 2057, and peopled the Senate with robots.” So after Serling had an unexpected hit with his sci-fi drama “The Time Element” on a 1958 installment of Desilu Playhouse, he sold CBS on a weekly dose of the uncanny, in freaky half-hour episodes shot on film, derived from original stories and adaptations of some of the best fantasy fiction on the pulp market at that time. The Twilight Zone’s format suited Serling’s purple prose and punchy moralizing, and with the help of some talented writers, directors, and character actors, the show quickly became the standard against which other science-fiction shows were measured.

Emmys and fan esteem aside, The Twilight Zone was never a huge hit during its original run, and Serling ultimately found himself fighting with his bosses again. The production briefly shifted from film to videotape to save money, and after a brief cancellation, Serling got The Twilight Zone back on the air by agreeing to fill an open one-hour time slot. Neither of those compromises served the show well. Neither did Serling’s habit of using a dictating machine to “write” whole scripts in mere hours, which encouraged him to be unsubtle and unoriginal. Serling swiped ideas from other writers—unconsciously, he always claimed—and sometimes, his Twilight Zone episodes had little more to offer than a crazy twist ending or a heavy-handed message.

Yet there’s a reason why The Twilight Zone is still a favorite in syndication, and why it inspired a hit-or-miss movie and pretty good revival series in the ’80s (plus another not-so-good revival in the ’00s). Even the worst Twilight Zones—and there are plenty of those to choose from—are rooted in Serling’s understanding that it doesn’t take much for the normal to shift just a bit and become abnormal. Serling turned small towns, suburban homes, and city streets into staging grounds for the nightmares his audience was already having, often suggesting that the human capacity for superstition and paranoia could be more powerful than any magic spell or alien invasion. The deep creepiness of The Twilight Zone sprung from Serling’s cynicism about institutions, human nature, and himself.

Eventually, entire generations would gorge on the Twilight Zone marathons that local UHF stations would broadcast throughout the ’70s and ’80s on Halloween, Friday the 13th, or New Year’s Eve, and these marathons were a major force in securing Serling’s reputation. In single doses, The Twilight Zone can offer a little eerie drama with a pleasant tingle at the end. Taken in bulk, it has the power to knock viewers off their moorings, pushing them to see irony in every uncanny twist—on the show, and in real life.

As our own Twilight Zone TV Club Classic reviews return February 23, here are 10 episodes designed to explore all the darkest corners of Serling’s show.

“Where Is Everybody?” (season one, episode one): In October 1959, Serling introduced The Twilight Zone to American TV audiences with “Where Is Everybody?,” an episode starring Earl Holliman as a man who wanders through a recently abandoned town until he flips out, driven mad by loneliness. The big climactic reveal of what exactly caused Earth’s population to vanish established a Twilight Zone tradition of starting with the bizarre and ending with the plausible. “Where Is Everybody?” ends with an unexpected but realistic—and poignant—explanation for how the world went topsy-turvy. (Another prime example of this approach comes in the Richard Matheson-penned second-season episode “Nick Of Time,” which stars William Shatner as a man who believes his destiny is being controlled by a roadside diner’s tabletop fortune-telling machine, until he realizes it’s really his own superstition and paranoia guiding his decisions.)

“Walking Distance” (season one, episode five): Serling was keen enough to realize that science fiction didn’t always have to involve rocket ships and rubber monsters. He won over less genre-friendly critics early in The Twilight Zone’s run with “Walking Distance,” starring Gig Young as a man who’s transported back to his own past and given the opportunity to talk to himself as a boy. As always, there’s a twist ending, born of the common Serling idea that time is a closed loop, unalterable. But what stands out more is the call of nostalgia in “Walking Distance,” as a grown-up walks through his childhood idyll—a town that Serling would acknowledge was inspired by his own hometown of Binghamton, New York. The Twilight Zone would continue to play with this notion of the past pulling characters back, most notably in Serling’s “A Stop At Willoughby,” in which a neurotic executive escapes in his mind to an imaginary turn-of-the-century small town, and Matheson’s “Young Man’s Fancy,” in which a mama’s boy visits the house of his late mother, and reverts to childhood right in front of his new wife’s eyes.

“Time Enough At Last” (season one, episode eight): Easily one of the top five most remembered Twilight Zone episodes, “Time Enough At Last” was adapted by Serling from Lynn Venable’s short story about a henpecked bookworm (played by Burgess Meredith) who survives an apocalypse and is finally left alone to do as much reading as he likes. This being The Twilight Zone, complications occur—because more often than not on this show, when people get what they think they want, they’re profoundly unhappy with the results. (See also: Serling’s cruel season-five episode “Uncle Simon,” in which a woman who’s been waiting her whole life for a mean, rich old relative to die gets a rude surprise when he finally passes.) “Time Enough At Last” is a classic not just because of its O. Henry ending, but because when the meek Meredith steps out onto a depopulated city street, his reaction encompasses all the loneliness—and paradoxical yearning for loneliness—that was one of the show’s recurring motifs.

“The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street” (season one, episode 22): One of the reasons Serling created The Twilight Zone was so he could tell stories about real-world social problems without calling those problems by name. “The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street” tackles foolish human prejudice, showing how neighbor turns against neighbor when a power outage leads some to suspect an alien invasion. The madness of crowds has long been a staple of thrillers, and it’s a premise that The Twilight Zone would tackle often—as in Serling’s more ham-fisted season-three episode “The Shelter,” in which neighbors come to blows over space in a friend’s fallout shelter. “The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street” is more pointed than most. From its location—a backlot that had previously been used for the wholesome Andy Hardy movie series—to its “just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not after you” ending, this episode argues that even when there’s a real external threat, ordinary Americans will overreact and do the enemy’s job for it.

“The Eye Of The Beholder” (season two, episode six): It’s hard to describe some of the most famous Twilight Zone episodes to newcomers without revealing their endings, and since sometimes the ending is the best part of a Twilight Zone, it’d be unfair to spoil them. (Warning: The book To Serve Man in “To Serve Man” is… well, no, best not say.) But sometimes, even when the best Twilight Zone sucker-punches are fairly obvious, there are other redeeming qualities. In “The Eye Of The Beholder,” a woman awaits the results of a plastic surgery designed to make her look “normal”—a word that turns out to have a very different meaning in the place where she lives. Because all the characters’ faces are carefully hidden from the audience for nearly 20 minutes, it’s clear early on that some reversal is coming, but the expressionistic lighting and the meditation on the significance of “beauty” make “The Eye Of The Beholder” powerful regardless. It’s another one of the Twilight Zone episodes that often leaps to mind immediately when casual viewers talk about the show.

“The Invaders” (season two, episode 15): Though the Matheson-penned “The Invaders” has one of the most genuinely surprising twist endings in Twilight Zone history (albeit one that the show tried more than once), that’s not what makes it a series standout. No, what’s remarkable about “The Invaders” is how effectively stripped-down it is. Agnes Moorehead plays a mute woman who fights off a tiny flying saucer manned by creatures in bulbous space suits. And that’s it. There’s almost no dialogue and not much in the way of setup or story. It’s just one lone person fighting for her life for 20 minutes: an exercise in raw terror.

“Long Distance Call” (season two, episode 22): The Twilight Zone wasn’t cheap to produce, with new sets every week and often-fantastical makeup and special effects. To cut costs, CBS asked Serling to try shooting on video in the middle of the second season, and while Serling’s years of working in live TV had made him familiar with writing and staging for video, the show never really felt right with the constrictions that the medium demanded. Still, there are a few winners among the six video-shot Twilight Zones. The first of the batch, “The Lateness Of The Hour,” is another of Serling’s irony-filled examinations of prejudice, following the comeuppance of a young woman who resents her family’s android servants. And the last of the batch, “Long Distance Call,” is one of the show’s creepiest half-hours. Written by William Idelson and Charles Beaumont, “Long Distance Call” is about a toy telephone through which a child receives messages from his dead grandmother, urging him to join her in the afterlife. The limited setting pays off here, in an episode where drab reality contrasts with the imagination of people and places beyond.

“Person Or Persons Unknown” (season three, episode 27): One of the reasons why The Twilight Zone resonated as it did is because Serling and his writers touched so often on common anxieties. In the Beaumont-written “Person Or Persons Unknown,” an everyman played by Richard Long wakes up to discover that none of his friends or family members recognize him, and instead consider him a dangerous lunatic. It’s not just that there’s no record of the man’s existence; the hell of it all is that he has unshakeable emotional attachments to people who now regard him as a stranger. That’s what sets up this episode’s devastating twist ending, where circumstances are inverted and the protagonist becomes lonelier than ever.

“Miniature” (season four, episode eight): The Twilight Zone was effectively canceled at the end of its third season, when the show had trouble attracting a sponsor. CBS gave Serling a reprieve when he agreed to let The Twilight Zone be a mid-season replacement, taking over a timeslot vacated by an hourlong drama. By then, Serling’s co-producer, Buck Houghton, had decided to move on, and Serling himself was contributing fewer scripts. Generally speaking, the 18 hourlong episodes of season four are significantly hobbled by the extra screen time. The Twilight Zone was a show that relied on the simple idea and the quick hit, neither of which was suited to sprawl. But they’re not all losers in season four. Beaumont’s touching “Miniature” stars Robert Duvall as a social misfit who becomes obsessed with a doll he watches at a museum, convinced that the toy is leading a sad little life, just like him. Duvall’s performance is full of nuance, and Beaumont’s script is more like the film Marty than a typical Twilight Zone. The episode makes a nice companion piece to Serling’s season-one classic “The Lonely,” in which an isolated prisoner of the future has to choose between his robot companion and a full pardon. Here, Duvall has to decide whether to live in an ersatz world or commit to the real one.

“Living Doll” (season five, episode six): Though primarily a science-fiction series, The Twilight Zone developed a reputation as one of the scariest shows on TV, dating back to season one’s horrific ghost story “The Hitch-Hiker.” In its fifth and final season, The Twilight Zone went to the horror well more often, producing several of the series’ most memorable episodes (including “Nightmare At 20,000 Feet,” in which William Shatner plays a nervous flyer who sees a gremlin on the wing of a jet airliner). Among those memorably scary—and funny—season-five episodes is “Living Doll,” written by Beaumont and Jerry Sohl, and starring Telly Savalas as a crank who resents the money his wife spends on toys for his stepdaughter. When one of those toys—a talking doll voiced by the legendary June Foray—threatens to kill him, the stepdad initially laughs it off, and then learns that an inanimate object can be pretty dangerous. The Twilight Zone wasn’t as sharp in its final round of episodes as it had been over its first three years, but “Living Doll” is true to the show’s mission of taking the ordinary and making it seem alien.

And if you like those, here are 10 more: “Third From The Sun” (season one, episode 14), “A World Of Difference” (season one, episode 23), “People Are Alike All Over” (season one, episode 25), “A Penny For Your Thoughts” (season two, episode 16), “The Silence” (season two, episode 25), “It’s A Good Life” (season three, episode eight), “Five Characters In Search Of An Exit” (season three, episode 14), “The Changing Of The Guard” (season three, episode 37), “The Old Man In The Cave” (season five, episode seven), “The Masks” (season five, episode 25)

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Binghamton, New York’s Rod Serling Gazebo remembers the creator of The Twilight Zone.

Source: Binghamton, New York’s Rod Serling Gazebo remembers the creator of The Twilight Zone.

Martin Sloane realizes he has slipped back in time when he sees his younger self carving his name on a gazebo in a park containing an old carousel. Martin has accidentally returned to his childhood town after a 25-year absence and is astounded to discover nothing has changed.

So begins the plot of “Walking Distance,” the fifth episode of The Twilight Zone, which aired in 1959. The setting of the story is based on a real carousel that has been in continuous operation since 1925 in Recreation Park in Binghamton, New York, where the visionary creator of the famous television series grew up.

Many Twilight Zone locations are based on real places. “Mirror Image” takes place at the Greyhound station with a rider waiting for his bus to Cortland. The streets in “The Monsters are Due on Maple Street” eerily resemble Binghamton’s West Side. The carousel at Recreation Park is one of six built by George F. Johnson as a gift to the workers of the Endicott-Johnson company. All six are still running, and if you ride them all in one summer you will earn a pin to commemorate the effort. The Rec Park carousel has 60 mounts and runs all day in the warmer months.

Rod Serling is Binghamton’s favorite local boy–done-good, and his name and face adorn parks, stages, and festivals across Broome County. The moment where Martin Sloane realizes he has returned home has been commemorated as well. A large gazebo with titanic pillars was erected on the hill overlooking the carousel. A plaque in the center reads, “Rod Serling, Creator of The Twilight Zone, ‘Walking Distance.’ ”

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Best Space Books and Sci-Fi: A Space.com Reading List

Space.com’s editors present a reading list for space and sci-fi lovers, as well as children who are interested in astronomy and spaceflight.

Source: Best Space Books and Sci-Fi: A Space.com Reading List

There are plenty of great books out there about space — so many, in fact, that it can feel a little overwhelming to figure out where to start. So the editors and writers at Space.com have put together a list of their favorite books about the universe. These are the books that we love — the ones that informed us, entertained us and inspired us. We hope they’ll do the same for you.

We’ve divided the books into five categories, which each have their own dedicated pages. On this page, we feature books we’re reading now and books we’ve recently read, which we will update regularly. Click to see the best of:

  • Astronomy and Astrophysics
  • Spaceflight and Space History
  • Space Photography
  • Space Books for Kids
  • Science Fiction

We hope there’s something on the list for every reader of every age. We’re also eager to hear about your favorite space books, so please leave your suggestions in the comments, and let us know why you love them. You can see our ongoing Space Books coverage here.

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Sci-Fi & Fantasy Library Sweepstakes – Unbound Worlds

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Sci-Fi & Fantasy Library Sweepstakes – Unbound Worlds

Source: Sci-Fi & Fantasy Library Sweepstakes – Unbound Worlds

A chance to build your science fiction and fantasy library.

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Relate

Bloviate, expectorate
sniffle, drivel
prevaricate.

Chronic hate, cheat on mate
snivel, quibble,
not so great.

Reprobate, a tyrant’s slate
uncivil, drivel
expropriate.

Disassociate, oh too late
swivel, shrivel
unsubstantiate.

Violate, grope a date
piddle, riddle
desecrate.

Obviate, end of state
cripple middle
subjugate.

–by David E. Booker

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Photo finish Friday: “Sun shine”

The sun, the water, the sky.

The sun, the water, the sky.

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Alms”

Lawnmowers silenced /

Crippled grass cries out for rain: /

alms for the parched Earth.

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cARtOONSdAY: “pOET cORNERED”

Sometimes there is no rhyme or meter to what people think.

Sometimes there is no rhyme or meter to what people think.

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