Monday morning writing joke: “Treble maker”

First musician: Late Friday night the Old City in Knoxville, TN, a would-be opera singer was busking on a street corner. She was arrested for violating the city’s noise ordinance.

Second musician: “I hate to see a soprano get in treble.”

First musician: “Her lawyer claims it was a false arrest and he has notified the judge he intends to aria out her grievance in open court.”

Second musician: “Sounds like he intends to C it through to the end.”

First musician: “I coda told you that.”