Monday morning writing joke: “Culling from the heard”

One writer sitting at bar bemoaning his situation: Author who missed his deadline.

Two writers sitting at a bar bemoaning their situation: Scriptwriters who missed their deadline.

Three writers sitting at a bar bemoaning their situation: TV writers during a union strike.

Four or more writers sitting at a bar bemoaning their situation: Unpublished writers commiserating over their situation as they look for their first breaks.