Monday morning writing joke: “A writer walked in….”

A writer walks into a bar – it knocks him down.

A writer walks into a police station – she hasn’t a clue why she came.

A writer walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing women’s clothes – including a Freudian slip.

A writer runs for political office – she figures she couldn’t be any more rejected and if she does get elected, the pay would be better and the hours easier.