Monday morning writing joke: “Four writers”

Four writers get in a car. It’s pouring rain. The car won’t start.

Technical writer: “Do you have the owner’s manual? Have you read it?”

Marketing writer: “Hey, look, the cup holder still works!”

Grant writer: “Maybe we can apply for funds to find out why the car doesn’t start.”

IT writer: “Hey guys, I have an idea. How about we all get out of the car and then get back in?”