Daily Archives: December 28, 2015

There once was a prophet who walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also was a mendicant, so he ate very little, only what he could beg, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. One day he was found unconscious, breathing rapidly, and was taken to the local hospital. When asked what his name was, nobody knew. When asked what was wrong with him, nobody was sure. After a quick exam, the doctors decided he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.