Monthly Archives: October 2015

Writing tip Wednesday: “Tips for getting it write”

Are you one of those people who says ‘I’d love to write a book one day, but I don’t have the time’?

by Rhoda Baxter

Source: http://www.beverleyguardian.co.uk/news/local/opinion-tips-for-getting-it-write-1-7503688

Good writing advice can be like pennies from heaven. Just don't get rained on by too many at once.

Good writing advice can be like pennies from heaven. Just don’t get rained on by too many at once.

I have a day job and I have two small children. If I can find the time to write novels, so can you.

First, let’s break down the task. Most novels are about 70,000 words long. That’s a lot of words.

It would be almost impossible to write that in one day. You could dedicate a week to it and get it done, but we’ve already established that time is a limiting factor. So, let’s spread it over more days. 70,000 is 70 days of writing 1,000 words a day.

Or 140 days of 500 words a day. Or even 280 days writing 250 words a day. Two hundred and fifty words is easy, right?

After all, I’ve written over 100 just to get to this point. So you can write 250 words a day. Now that we’ve agreed on 250 words, we need to find an hour or so to get those words down.

The good news is that you can easily write more 250 words in an hour. The bad news is that you’ll probably have to write about 1,500 words to make sure you have 250 usable ones.

So what next? Well, just make sure you do you 250 words every day. If you can’t manage every day, try four days a week. Any less than that, and you risk straying off and not finishing the book. You don’t have an hour each day? Here are 10 ways how to make time:

1. Make writing a priority
When you say you don’t have time to write – you actually mean ‘I have other things I’d rather do with my time than write’. Making the mental shift to believe that writing is important is a major step towards finding more time.

2. Stop watching TV
I don’t mean stop watching it entirely. There are, after all, essentials – The Big Bang Theory and Dr Who for me. Everything else will have to wait until it comes out on DVD.

If you have young children who distract you, wait until they’re watching something and use that time to write. You know you won’t be disturbed for 30 minutes. That’s gold dust.

3. Get up earlier
This is a trick that emerged out of creativity research, and that I first heard about from another I’m told this works. I’ve never tried it because I have trouble with anything earlier than 6am. Early morning people also claim that creativity flows better early in the morning.

4. Go to bed later
As above, but at the other end of the day. I do this. If you fall asleep, just delete all the bits that say fffow;elklrkje;lja before you start writing the next day!

5) Turn off the internet
Wait, wait. Calm down. Breathe. I don’t mean permanently. Just for an hour or so during you “writing time.” It’s amazing how much you can get done if you don’t have the excuse of ”research” or “just quickly checking my email.”

6) Make up an hour, 15 minutes at a time
This is something I was taught by my old Physics teacher. He suggested that a full hour was hard to find, but four lots of 15 minutes wasn’t. This is also a good way of getting pesky things that you have been putting off done. Set a timer for 15 minutes, then get that editing done.

Other tips:
7) Steal time from your social life

8) Do your preparation beforehand

9) Put your phone on answerphone

10) This one’s my dream – go on a writing retreat (cue inspirational music).

Source: http://www.beverleyguardian.co.uk/news/local/opinion-tips-for-getting-it-write-1-7503688

Brief Bio: Rhoda writes smart contemporary romantic comedy for Choc Lit Ltd. She likes to write about people who make her laugh.
Her latest book Please Release Me was published by Choc Lit in September. Rhoda will donate 50% of the royalties from Please Release Me to Martin House Children’s Hospice.

Find out more on www.rhodabaxter.com or get in touch via Twitter @rhodabaxter

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cARtOONSdAY: “tRANSITION”

And then there were the rejection notices that came with such stories.

And then there were the rejection notices that came with such stories.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Fishy”

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says “Dam!”

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New words to live by: “surlen”

It is time, once again, for a new word to live by. This is a word or phrase not currently in use in the U.S. English lexicon, but might need to be considered. Other words, such as obsurd, crumpify, subsus, flib, congressed, and others, can be found by clicking on the tags below. Today’s New Word is a compounding of word and a suffix two words. Without further waiting, surlen is the new word for this month.

OLD WORDS
surly, adj. 1. Bad-tempered, churlishly rude. 2. Unfriendly; irritable.

sullen, adv., adj. 1. Ill-humored or silently ill-humored. 2. Showing irritation. 3. Sluggish, like a stream.

NEW WORD
surlen, adj. 1. Dark look of irritability. 2. Sluggish and ill-tempered. Can be rude.

Displayed most often by children between the ages of 10 and 20, who master it when told by parents or adults to do their homework, pick up their rooms, finish their chores. If looks could kill, grave diggers would be in short supply.

Sometimes referred to as the “passive-aggressive up yours.”

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Photo finish Friday: “And the price?”

But what has he sold? And to whom?

But what has he sold? And to whom?

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Dawn, clouds, sky”

Dawn paints a pale blue. /

Clouds look like flat, black atolls. /

Sky is sea above.

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Writing tip Wednesday: “Star Trek Strange New Worlds story contest”

Kirk (left) and Spock (right).

Kirk (left) and Spock (right).

The deadline for entry is 11:59 PM EST January 15, 2016.

In celebration of Star Trek’s 50th anniversary in 2016, publisher Simon & Schuster is bringing back the popular fan fiction writing contest, Strange New Worlds! Here is your unique opportunity to present to this world and beyond that special Star Trek story that has never been told.

Ten winning selections will be published as part of an all-new official anthology, coming from Simon & Schuster in 2016. Plus, two first prize winners will receive a free, self-publishing package from Archway Publishing!

Editorial Guidelines

Stories must focus on past and present Star Trek main characters or familiar guest characters from the live-action TV series or the first ten feature films released prior to 2009.

  • Stories must be between 7,500 and 10,000 words.
  • Stories must contain no explicit sexual activity or graphic depictions of violence or sadism.
  • Stories may not contain the previously unestablished death of a Star Trek character or make significant changes in the life of a major character.
  • No illustrated or graphic submissions will be accepted.
  • The Submission must be an original story based on the established Star Trek universe and or characters from the following Television series or Motion Pictures:

    Television
    The Original Series, Seasons 1-3
    The Next Generation, Seasons 1-7
    Deep Space Nine, Seasons 1-7
    Voyager, Seasons 1-7
    Enterprise, Seasons 1-4

    Motion Pictures
    The Motion Picture (1979)
    The Wrath of Khan (1982)
    The Search for Spock (1984)
    The Voyage Home (1986)
    The Final Frontier (1989)
    The Undiscovered Country (1991)
    Generations (1994)
    First Contact (1996)
    Insurrection (1998)
    Nemesis (2002)

  • See complete list of story qualifications/disqualifications in the Rules at http://www.startrekbooks.com/contest_rules.

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cARtOONSdAY: “wILLARD aND tHE wORD”

Amphigory: a meaningless or nonsensical bit of writing.

Amphigory: a meaningless or nonsensical bit of writing.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Add vice”

There once was a woman of advice /

Whose words calmed others’ toil and strife. /

Then one day on a dare /

She found her husband having an affair. /

Now, she’s doing twenty to life.

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A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”

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“Holly’s Corner,” part 4

[Writer’s note: What began as a writing prompt — photo and first paragraph — has become at least the start of a story. I will endeavor to add short sections to it, at lest as long as there is some interest. It might be a little rough in parts, but that’s because it is coming “hot off the press,” which could be part of the fun of it. In the meantime, you are free to jump off from any part of this story thus far and write your own version. Click Holly’s Corner below to get Parts 1 – 3.]

by David E. Booker

Rainy day down on the corner.

Rainy day down on the corner.

I brushed my hands together and only managed to smear the mud in one palm on the other. My pants were wet. So was my rain jacket and baseball cap. I brushed my hands down the sides of my jacket and then stepped inside Holly’s.

Plans were for me to meet my new client here. We had only talked on the phone. I had no idea what she looked like. I stood inside the doorway, dripping on the concrete floor. Holly’s had once been a bar called The Corner Lounge, then a used bookstore with a poster of Cormac McCarthy and the words “McCarthy for President” underneath it. Rumor had it that McCarthy used to visit The Corner Lounge when he lived in Knoxville. Now all that remained of the Lounge was a dark, curved wooden bar where you placed your food orders. McCarthy probably didn’t hang out here on the infrequent occasions he came back to town.

“Hey, are you looking for me?”

I pivoted. Water flew off the bill of my ball cap and hit a woman squarely in the eye. She flinched.

“Are you—?”

“Tricia,” she said as she rubbed her eye. “It’s usually the second date before I let the guy poke me in the eye.”

“Technically, it wasn’t a poke.” Another rivulet of rainwater ran off the bill of the cap. This one fell harmlessly to the floor.

“You going to argue with a client?”

“I haven’t introduced myself.”

“I saw the rolling pin woman through the window. I couldn’t help but laugh when you dived into the mud.”

I felt a little heat come into my ears.

“How cute,” Tricia said, her eyesight back to normal.

“Glad I could entertain.”

(To be continued.)

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