Monday morning writing joke: “Mingle”

There once was a woman from Paris /

Who fell in love with an American named Harris. /

Their love life was bilingual /

But their sports lives wouldn’t mingle: /

For each, football broke up their wedded bliss.

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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Minnie says to Moo, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.”

“I don’t believe you,” says Moo.

“It’s true, no bull!” exclaims Minnie.