Monday morning writing joke: “Signage”

Before she became a novelist, Mary Shelley wanted to open a bar and restaurant in Berlin, but she didn’t have much money for a sign, and she was told the sign could not be very big.

Calling it

Bratwurst
and
Beer

was too many letters and did not look right, especially with one word longer than the other.

After much contemplation and taking the letters apart and putting them back together with some other letters, she came up with words the fit the sign size and her budget:

Frank
-N-
Stein.