Monday morning writing joke: “Dickens twist”

Charles Dickens walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “What’s wrong, Chuck? You look glum.”

Dickens says, “I’ve got the worst writer’s block I have ever had. I can’t even think of a title for my book.”

Bartender says, “Bummer. Can I get you a drink?”

Dickens: “Yeah. Make it a good stiff martini.”

Bartender: “Okay. Olive or twist?”