Monday morning writing joke: “Food for thought, too”

Q.: What does a clock do when it’s hungry?

A.: It goes back four seconds.

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Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.

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I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

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Q.: How does Moses make his tea?

A.: Hebrews it.