Monthly Archives: November 2014

Monday morning writing joke: “Have and have not”

Q.: What do Santa Claus and a struggling writer have in common?

A.: Some people believe in them; other people don’t.

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“Choose Your Own Adventure” author and publisher dies

R. A. Montgomery 1936 – 2014

R.A. Montgomery Obit for FAcebook and others_obb_rb

Rest of the obituary: http://www.cyoa.com/pages/r-a-montgomery-1936-2014

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Photo finish Friday: “Fall down”

Stepping into Fall

Stepping into Fall

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Turkey Day”

Turkey Day coming: /

cranberries, pumpkin pie, nuts /

and relatives, too.

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Writing tip Wednesday: “Glimmer Train contest for New Writers”

SHORT STORY AWARD for NEW WRITERS guidelines

Glimmer Train

Glimmer Train

Open only to writers whose fiction has not appeared, nor is scheduled to appear, in any print publication with a circulation over 5,000. (Entries must not have appeared in any print publication.)

Most entries run from 1,500 – 6,000 words, but any lengths up to 12,000 words are welcome.

Held quarterly. Open to submissions in FEBRUARY, MAY, AUGUST, and NOVEMBER. Next deadline: November 30. *

Winners are announced in the May 1, August 1, November 1, and February 1 bulletins, respectively, and contacted directly one week earlier.

  • This category is open only to emerging writers whose fiction has not appeared in any print publication with a circulation over 5000. (Seven of the last eight 1st place New Writer winners have been those authors’ first print publications.)
  • Second- and 3rd-place winners receive $500/$300, respectively, or, if accepted for publication, $700. Winners and finalists will be announced in the February 1 bulletin, and contacted directly the previous week.
  • Most submissions run 1,500 – 6,000 words, but can be as long as 12,000. Reading fee is $15 per story. Please, no more than three submissions per category.

To submit: http://www.glimmertrainpress.com/writer/html/index2.asp

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cARtOONSDAY: “dIVIDED wRITER”

Then there were days that were a mystery to him.

Then there were days that were a mystery to him.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Queue”

A doctor, a lawyer, and a writer stood outside a department store on the day after Thanksgiving waiting to be let in for the big sale.

The doctor said, “I should go in first because of all the lives I saved with my prowess as a surgeon. I need to get back to the operating room.”

The lawyer said, “I should go in first because of all the bad people I put in prison so that they couldn’t hurt anybody anymore. In fact, I have another case to try in a few hours.”

After a few moments of silence, the doctor and the lawyer turned to the writer.

“Well?” the doctor asked.

“Don’t you want to go in first?” the lawyer asked.

“No,” the writer said. “All I want to get is my tea mug that I left in there last night when I was helping them put out the stock. This is my seasonal job to make ends meet. I have to work here to help out my dad, whose in the hospital with chest problems, my younger brother who has a learning disability, and my grandmother, who could go to jail for shoplifting to help pay for her medications.”

They were so stunned that when the doors opened, he walked inside ahead of them and got what he wanted. He didn’t work there, and his parents and brother were fine. They were waiting in line at other stores. He was, after all, a fiction writer.

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17 Brilliant Short Novels You Can Read in a Sitting

17 Brilliant Short Novels You Can Read in a Sitting | Electric Literature.

This week author Ian McEwan expressed his love of short novels, saying “very few [long] novels earn their length.” Certainly it seems like a novel has to be a minimum of 500 pages to win a major literary award these days, and many genre novels have ballooned to absurd sizes.

Child of God

Child of God

I love a good tome, but like McEwan many of my favorite novels are sharpened little gems. It’s immensely satisfying to finish a book in a single day, so in the spirit of celebrating quick reads here are some of my favorite short novels. I’ve tried to avoid the most obvious titles that are regularly assigned in school (The Stranger, Heart of Darkness, Mrs Dalloway, Of Mice and Men, Frankenstein, The Crying of Lot 49, etc.). Hopefully you’ll find some titles here you haven’t read before.

The rest of the article at: http://electricliterature.com/17-brilliant-short-novels-you-can-read-in-a-sitting/

Some of these brilliant short novels include Child of God by Cormac McCarthy, The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula K. Le Guin and The Third Policeman by Flann O’Brien.

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Sunday: “A few rough edges”

Things are always grainiest before they turn completely ablative.

Things are always grainiest before they turn completely ablative.

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Photo finish Friday: “Mistaken identity”

Are you C3PO? the reporter asked. The reporter was never heard from again.

Are you C3PO? the reporter asked. The reporter was never heard from again.

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