Q.: What type of performer is a zombie?
A.: A headliner
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Q.: When a zombie leaves, what is she doing?
A.: She’s heading out-of-town.
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Q.: What is the main feature a zombie looks for in a car?
A.: More head room.
Q.: What type of performer is a zombie?
A.: A headliner
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Q.: When a zombie leaves, what is she doing?
A.: She’s heading out-of-town.
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Q.: What is the main feature a zombie looks for in a car?
A.: More head room.
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