Monday morning writing joke: “Zombies, part 4”

Q.: What type of humor does a zombie like?

A.: Deadpan.

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Q.: What trick does a zombie teach to his dog?

A.: Play dead.

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Q.: Why did the zombie start eating beef?

A.: He thought the label said “Brain fed.”

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Q.: What do you call a zombie with dementia?

A.: A zombie.