Photo finish Friday: “To the point”

The mustache disguise.

In order to escape a man named Stan, who said he only wanted to give her a glass unicorn because it reminded him of her, Stella the Unicorn started wearing a mustache disguise.

Stan said the glass unicorn was only a metaphor, nothing more.

Stella said it was a mixed metaphor, as well as a mixing of plays, which was something Stan didn’t understand.

More’s the pity, Stella thought, because Stan was kind of cute in that lumpish way human males were. But that wasn’t the point.

Stan, unlike her fake mustache, could grow him, but Stella knew it wouldn’t lead to anything lasting. It never did with humans.