Daily Archives: April 21, 2014

Monday morning writing joke: “State of mind”

Two fifty-five-year-old authors were sitting together on a dais at a writer’s conference.

The first one looks at the photo and short biography of the third author who is scheduled to join them.

“Wow,” the first author says, “I must be getting old.”

“Why?” the second asks, “because she looks so young in the photo?”

“No. Because she says she’s twenty-seven and describes herself as middle-aged.”

“Yeah,” the second author sighs, “middle age is looking younger and younger to me, too.”

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
–Mark Twain

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