Monday morning writing joke: “Poet’s corner”

An advertising copy writer, a newspaper man, and a poet walk into an almost empty bar and the owner / bartender offers each one the chance at a drink, in exchange for a glowing piece of writing.

The ad man says, “I can write you ad copy that pack them in.”

The newspaper man says, “I can write a feature story that will bring them in from miles around to see this fine establishment and you in person.”

The poet says, “I don’t know if anything that I write will pack them in or make them come from miles around, but I do know many a struggling poet that needs a good place to drown his sorrows.”

Guess which one the owner gave the drink to?

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