Monthly Archives: March 2014

Monday morning writing joke: “Poet’s corner”

An advertising copy writer, a newspaper man, and a poet walk into an almost empty bar and the owner / bartender offers each one the chance at a drink, in exchange for a glowing piece of writing.

The ad man says, “I can write you ad copy that pack them in.”

The newspaper man says, “I can write a feature story that will bring them in from miles around to see this fine establishment and you in person.”

The poet says, “I don’t know if anything that I write will pack them in or make them come from miles around, but I do know many a struggling poet that needs a good place to drown his sorrows.”

Guess which one the owner gave the drink to?

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Great Unsung Science Fiction Authors That Everybody Should Read

Great Unsung Science Fiction Authors That Everybody Should Read.

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Science fiction contains more masterpieces of the imagination than anyone could read in a single lifetime. And your local used book store or science fiction bookshop is teeming with great adventures you’ve never discovered. Here are 12 great science fiction authors who deserve more props.

Note: We’re not saying that any of these authors is obscure, or that nobody’s ever sung their praises — we know that they’ve all had their praises sung, many of them on io9 in the past. But these are terrific science fiction scribes, whose work deserves more love and appreciation.

[Editor’s note: One author I would add to this list, Henry Kuttner. He is mentioned in the article, but I think deserves an entry of his own, if for no other reason than his influence on Ray Bradbury.]

Source: http://io9.com/great-unsung-science-fiction-authors-that-everybody-sho-1552276689?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

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30 Things to Stop Doing to Yourself. #10 Is An Absolute Must.

30 Things to Stop Doing to Yourself. #10 Is An Absolute Must..

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Marc and Angel, two passionate writers, life-hackers and “admirers of the human spirit,” have come up with an amazing list of 30 things to stop doing to yourself. If you like their list, make sure you check out their site and sign up to their amazing newsletter.

#1. Stop spending time with the wrong people. – Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you. If someone wants you in their life, they’ll make room for you. You shouldn’t have to fight for a spot. Never, ever insist yourself to someone who continuously overlooks your worth. And remember, it’s not the people that stand by your side when you’re at your best, but the ones who stand beside you when you’re at your worst that are your true friends.

Source: http://www.lifebuzz.com/just-stop/

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Tickld Mobile – 25 Signs Made Funnier By People. Number 7 Is Priceless.

Tickld Mobile – 25 Signs Made Funnier By People. Number 7 Is Priceless..

Sign language.

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An addiction to breathing.

A poem about writing.

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I write and edit, then write some more
Somedays it’s like breathing and others, a chore
At times I force it, a few words on the page
Then it flows in rivers, rapids that rage
There’s never a reason, rarely a rhyme
Most think it silly, a waste of my time
But still I keep writing the words I like best
Because in the end, it brings my soul rest
You don’t have to like it. I don’t need you to care
I do it for the moments that I crave it like air

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The Groundhog Day Massacre, and Other Tales of Candlemas

While I don’t think the ground hog’s prediction (at least not seeing his shadow round here) has come to pass, this is an interesting look at the holiday and a few others as well.

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Photo finish Friday: “Decor”

Brad looked over at Jim. Brad was holding his sixth beer in one hand and paint brush covered in pink paint in the other. "I think it blends right in, don't you?"

Brad looked over at Jim. Brad was holding his sixth beer in one hand and paint brush covered in pink paint in the other. “I think it blends right in, don’t you?”

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Flaps”

Wind slaps the darkness /

folding into noisy flaps /

pieces of the night.

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Writing tip Wednesday: “Conflict”

On Saturday, February 1, 2014, I took a workshop sponsored by the Knoxville Writers’ Guild (www.knoxvillewritersguild.org) and led by nationally published author Pamela Schoenewaldt (www.PamelaSchoenewaldt.com and on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/pages/Pamela-Schoenewaldt/158580547517755?ref=tn_tnmn).

Even a friendly game of cards might harbor some conflict.

Even a friendly game of cards might harbor some conflict.

The workshop was on character development. What you have below is the second of the three handout exercises from the workshop. The first one, “Who are you?” was posted last Wednesday. Each handout can be done in ten minutes or less, and oftentimes not pondering too long is best. The first exercise was called “Who are you?” The you refers to the character. This worksheet can be used for the both the protagonist and antagonist of the story or novel you are working on, or just about any character you want to use it on. It might even be helpful if writing a memoir or biography.

CONFLICT WORKSHEET

Answer without worrying about grammar or logic. Emotions can be messy and illogical. The point is that they MATTER.

1. More than anything, my character wants. . .

2. Getting it matters so much because . . .

3. But the problem/obstacle is . . .

4. My character feels (use 4+ adjectives)

5. Giving up would mean . . .

6. To “win” the character must overcome . . .

7. Who will help and how?

8. Name 3 possible LOCATIONS where this conflict will play out. What OBJECTS will be important?

9. The outcome/ resolution will change the character. Now s/he will . . .

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Monday morning writing joke: “new cliché”

A fellow writer contacted me the other day and said he needed a new cliché.

A new cliché? I asked.

Yes. His editor had told him that it was okay for a character to use it in speech, but the character couldn’t use the one the writer had chosen. His editor said younger readers today wouldn’t know what “When my ship comes in” means. But, the writer said, I can’t think of a newer cliché. Even a made up on that might work. But it has to involve the arrival of something big. Can you help me?

I told him to call me back in a couple of hours and I would see what I could do.

A couple of hours passed and when he called back, I said, I have it.

Good, he said, what is it.

I said, Have your character say, “When my plane arrives on time, I’ll be a rich man.”

That’s about as likely as my ship coming in, the writer said.

Exactly, I said.

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