Monday morning writing joke: “second opinion”

Sometimes, it’s harder to catch a break form a doctor than to catch a cold.

I went to see my doctor the other day and he said he had bad news.

I said, “What, doctor? Are you moving away?”

He said, “No. But you only have six months to live.”

I said, “Doctor, I want a second opinion.”

He said, “Okay. Your writing won’t outlive you.”