Daily Archives: December 22, 2013

How Y’all, Youse and You Guys Talk – Interactive Graphic – NYTimes.com

How Y’all, Youse and You Guys Talk – Interactive Graphic – NYTimes.com.

Take the quiz. See if the answers match up with your “dialect.”

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Holiday Reprise: “Santa’s Setback”

This is a note to tell you
that Wall Street has taken away
the things I really needed:
my workshop, my reindeer, my sleigh.

I now make my rounds on a jackass;
he’s old and crippled and slow.
So, if you don’t see me come Christmas,
I’ll be out on my ass in the snow.

Santa on a jackass

Santa mounts a new challenge.


[Editor’s note: original appeared in Dec. 2012, but brought back because it still applies. And because I can.]

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