Monday morning writing humor: “Registered failure”

Even the registered mail doesn’t recognize me.

I’m a writer and I don’t get no respect. Just the other day I went to pick up a registered letter addressed to me from an agent, but the post office wouldn’t let me have it because they said I wasn’t the writer the letter was addressed to.

I showed them by driver’s license. Not good enough.

I showed them my Social Security Card. Not good enough.

I showed them my library card. Not good enough.

Only when I showed them a box full of rejection slips did they believe me.