What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Monthly Archives: September 2013
Monday morning writing joke: “Rhetoric”
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Bailed-Out Bank CEO: Public Criticism of Wall St. Bonuses is Just Like Lynchings | We’re Not Making This Up!, What Matters Today | BillMoyers.com
What out-of-tune violin do I use to back up the sophomoric whining of these folks?
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Charlie Brennan – Friday, September 27th – Lee Child, Bestselling Author of Jack Reacher Thrillers; Charlie and Debbie on School Fundraising « CBS St. Louis
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Haiku to you Thursday: “Wind”
Wind, baby, and grass /
rustling sheets into night /
undulating dreams.
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Writing tip Wednesday: “Bits of Wisdom”
Here’s a collection of wisdoms from the star-studded panels and sessions at ThrillerFest by way of Writer’s Digest.
“Protect your voice and your vision. If going on the Internet and reading Internet reviews is bad for you, don’t do it. … Do what gets you to write and not what blocks you. … Don’t take any guff off anybody.”
–Anne Rice
“I encourage every writer to write the book that only you can write.” It’s one thing to be respectful of trends but it’s another to express your unique viewpoint in your book. “Don’t be a copycat. … The last thing I want is to see something and feel, Didn’t I just read this someplace else?”
–Michaela Hamilton, editor-in-chief of Citadel/executive editor of Kensington
“The book has to deliver. … It isn’t a particular element that I’m looking for, but I want to be transported.”
–Lisa Gallagher, literary agent
“You may not think that you have an interesting story to tell and you may not think there’s something fascinating in your story, but there is.”
–Heather Drucker, publicist (HarperCollins), on how everyone has a unique personal publicity hook they can use to promote their book
“You can be as complex as you want as long as you’re clear about it.”
–David Morrell, bestselling author of First Blood
For more, go to http://www.writersdigest.com/online-editor/9-inspirational-thrillerfest?et_mid=628280&rid=3087253
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Seven Things You Should Know About the Wackiest “Fiscal Crisis” Yet | News & Notes, What Matters Today | BillMoyers.com
I’m waiting for the Loch Ness Monster to sing the National Anthem at the World Series. Are you?
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National Punctuation Day
Happy National Punctuation Day!
http://www.nationalpunctuationday.com/
Why not take a period (.) to dinner? Maybe even two: (.) (.) You know, take them out for some period food.
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Monday (morning) writing joke: “Stuck”
There once was writer of plays /
who could not get his character his way. /
“Oh, no,” they said. /
He shook his head in dread /
and he’s stuck in Act I to this day.
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