Monthly Archives: August 2013

Writing tip Wednesday: “…try, try again.”

If at first you don’t succeed…

PenPal asks, Which is correct?
A. “I will try and schedule a dentist appointment for Tuesday.”
B. “I will try to schedule a dentist appointment for Tuesday.”

My excellent high school and college English instructors taught this well, along with the reasoning behind it, and I’ve never forgotten this grammar point. In fact, it has become a pet peeve of my editorial life!

Here is a somewhat simplified but completely adequate explanation:
In Example A, we have a compound predicate, which means we have two or more distinct actions (verbs or verb phrases). The sense of this is the following: the subject will both try [something] and schedule [a dentist appointment]. If we read it correctly, we are left wondering what the subject is going to try—it could be anything! In my case, it would be to avoid the dentist.

In Example B, we have a simple predicate, which means there is one distinct action (verb or verb phrase). The sense of this is as follows: the subject will try to schedule [a dentist appointment]. Example B contains correct verb usage and syntax; Example A is not correct.

More and more often, I see this phrasing [try and . . .] misused in publications. If you take a moment to think it through logically, it’s an easy and important error to correct in the quest for excellent, rather than mediocre, substandard, writing. Try the brief quiz below to see if you understand the distinction. There is one “trick” question; try to spot it and choose correctly.

Select the correct wording in each sample set below:
A.
1. My mother will try to attend my baby shower even though she lives in Tucson.
2. My mother will try and attend my baby shower even though she lives in Tucson.

B.
1. Mark’s dragon would try and fit into seven pairs of boots that morning before he’d find the perfect pair.
2. Mark’s dragon would try to fit into seven pairs of boots that morning before he’d find the perfect pair.

C.
1. If you don’t mind, Zelda, try and schedule our meeting before 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
2. If you don’t mind, Zelda, try to schedule our meeting before 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

D.
1. Try and fail; it’s better than never trying at all.
2. Try to fail; it’s better than never trying at all.

E.
1. Try to pay attention the first time I explain this proof, will you, Zachary?
2. Try and pay attention the first time I explain this proof, will you Zachary?

Answers:
A:1; B:2; C:2; D:1; E:1

[Explanation for D: This is clearly a different usage for “try.” In this sentence, two abstractions are presented. Rather than a subject trying something or failing at something, the author is discussing the broader concepts of effort and failure. We presumably don’t try to fail at anything. Always consider the context when applying grammar rules.]

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Cathy Kodra a/k/a PenPal

Cathy Kodra a/k/a PenPal

About PenPal…
Cathy Kodra works as an independent editor in Knoxville, TN. Her poetry and short stories have appeared in numerous journals and anthologies including Roanoke Review, New Millennium Writings, Common Ground Review, Now & Then, Cavalier Literary Couture, Slow Trains, Still Crazy, The Medulla Review, Prime Mincer, Yemassee, and others. She is a contributing editor for New Millennium Writings and past guest poetry editor for The Medulla Review. She was first runner up in Prime Mincer’s 2011 Poetry Contest, judged by Rodney Jones, and took first place in the 2012 Old Gray Cemetery Poetry Contest. Cathy’s first poetry chapbook, Thin Ice, was published in 2011 by Medulla Publishing.

Cathy is a member of the Knoxville Writers’ Guild and of two local writing groups. An avid reader and writer, she is currently working on two poetry collections and a collection of short stories. Her hobbies include gardening and vegan cooking, and she lives happily with her husband Ron, two dogs, and a cat. She can be reached at www.cathykodra.com.

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Monday (morning) writing joke: “Dead again,” part 2

In honor of all the zombie movies over the past year, and books about zombies and other dead creatures, here is the second of two or three “dead” jokes, puns, bits of humor. Groan as you see fit.

Q.: What do you call…

…a race between zombies?

A.: A dead run.

…a warm day for zombies?

A.: A dead heat.

…a zombie who ate his girlfriend?

A.: A dead ‘n’ ate her.

…a zombie in an explosion?

A.: Dead bone air.

…somebody killed by a medieval zombie?

A.: Dead of knight.

…a zombie politician too long in office?

A.: A deadencated public servant.

.…a lobbyist?

A.: Dead weight.

…500 zombie lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A.: Habeas corpses.

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New Word to Live By: “Blankenstein”

First Saturday (or Sunday) of the month. Time for new words to live by. Once a month on the first Saturday (or Sunday) of each month, I will list a new word. This is NOT a word you are likely to find in the dictionary. It is a new word, often a portmanteau word, sometimes just a new word not made from merging two other words. Some of the previous words have included: obsurd, a combination of obscure and absurd, obscure absurdity means something obsurd. These new words might even be considered an exercise in obsurdity.

Here now is the new word.

Blankenstein, n., 1) The blank look on your computer monitor when the hard drive has crashed and all your files are gone, the program has crashed and your important work is gone, or your computer won’t start up for some reason, such as the motherboard gone band, and you can’t access your folders and files. In some cases, also known as “The Blue Screen of Death.”

Beware the Blankenstein!

Beware the Blankenstein!

2) The blank look on a low level business or government functionary who, while claiming to help you, is actually doing nothing to aid your situation. The blank or dead eye look and the monotone voice are often signs of the Blankenstein in non-action. While this can sometimes be confused with being lost in thought, it is more the thought, on the part of the functionary, that you will get lost.

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Photo Finish Friday: “One for the Ages”

She looked at the invitation and thought about joining. Even if the name was wrong, it was okay. She could be “Laura,” like Laura in the Little House on Prairie books she read. Yes, she could be Laura. And if she was going to be Laura, the free travel bag would be a help. Maybe then she could travel more, though she didn’t like to travel much. She thought about it some more. It cost $16 to join. Money was tight. She didn’t have a regular job and was on a fixed budget, but sometimes she could get help. All she had to do was ask. But there was only one really big problem she saw with accepting AARP’s offer to join — she was only ten years old. And even she waited and waited and replied at the last minute, just before the September 11th deadline, she still would only be ten years old. Maybe next year, when she was a little older, she could join the American Association of Retired Persons. After all, she was already retired — at least for the summer.

Maybe next year she could join.

Maybe next year she could join.

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Bones”

Bones along the road /

speak of Passion’s empty end. /

Still, I long for you.

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