In honor of all the zombie movies over the past year, and books about zombies and other dead creatures, here is the first of two or three “dead” jokes, puns, bits of humor. Groan as you see fit.
Q.: What do you call…
…a dead psychiatrist?
A.: A dead head.
…a dead musician?
A.: A dead beat.
…a dead twin bell musician?
A.: A dead ringer.
…a dead sailor?
A.: Dead lee
…a dead radio personality?
A.: Dead air
…a dead royal radio personality?
A.: Dead air apparent.
…a dead conservative?
A. Dead to rights
…a dead writer’s last sentence?
A. A deadline.
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You are a wit…got a good chuckle out of your “deads”.
Thought of one more dead, but it is not politically correct –
what do you call a car that won’t start – dead engine…
Thank you for taking the time to read and comment, and add to the dead jokes. I have a few more “dead” jokes I will roll out next week