Q.: How may political speech writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A.: 28
Two to write a position paper on changing the light bulb.
Three to write the speech encouraging the American public to change the light bulb.
Four to write the bill that will get sent to Congress proposing new light bulb legislation.
Five to write the speeches explaining why the light bulb should be changed and why now the country needs big light bulb change.
Six to write the rebuttals from the United Light Bulb Coalition as to why the light bulb shouldn’t be changed.
And four to write the brief comments the President will make after signing the Light Restoration and Rectifying Act.
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