Monday morning writing joke: “The error of her ways.”

There was once a young woman who, in her youth, professed her desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define “Great” she said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”

She now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

She’s well read, if not completely understood.