I wrote a response, but chickened out and didn’t send it.
I’m a writer and I don’t get no respect. Just yesterday I saw a review of my latest novel. The critic said: “This book will leave its marks on literature — like chicken pox.”
Couldn’t she have at least said, “small pox”?
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It’s impossible to make everyone happy. I like that you handled it with such a marvelous sense of humor.
Thank you for your comment. Sorry for the slow response. You are correct. And sometimes I can’t even please myself.