Monday morning writing joke: “Best seller”

Sometimes “coal” comes in strange forms.

I’m a writer and I don’t get no respect. Just the other day, I saw Santa Claus. I said, “Hey Santa, I want a best seller. Just one best seller. That’s all I ask. That’s all I work for. Can you help me out?”

On Christmas morning I found a Stephen King novel under my tree. A used one at that.