Daily Archives: May 12, 2012

Funeral for the living

[Editor’s note: True story first, then poetic recap below. This is befitting Mother’s Day. Give it a try.]

Egyptian Pronounced Alive At Funeral


http://www.npr.org/2012/05/12/152576320/egyptian-pronounced-alive-at-funeral?ft=1&f=1001&sc=tw&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

by The Associated Press

May 12, 2012

The funeral of a 28-year-old waiter in southern Egypt turned into a celebration when he woke up after being declared dead.

Hospital officials had pronounced dead Hamdi Hafez al-Nubi, who came from the village of Naga al-Simman in the southern province of Luxor, after he suffered a heart attack while working.

His family says grieving relatives took him home and, according to Islamic tradition, washed his body and prepared him for burial Friday evening.

A doctor sent to sign the death certificate found it strange that his body was warm. At closer observation, she discovered he was still alive.

His mother fainted upon hearing the good news.

With the doctor’s assistance, both al-Nubi and his mother were awakened and soon were celebrating with guests.

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The heart would not rest.
A young, dead son waits no more.
Funeral of joy.

Happy Mother’s Day

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I’m a writer and I don’t get no respect

Sometimes I feel lower than a defeated politician....

Sometimes I feel lower than a defeated politician….

Next to the defeated politician, the writer is the most vocal and inventive griper on earth. He sees hardship and unfairness wherever he looks. His agent doesn’t love him (enough). The blank sheet of paper is an enemy. The publisher is a cheapskate. The critic is a philistine. The public doesn’t understand. His wife doesn’t understand him. The bartender doesn’t understand him. –PETER MAYLE

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