How can a door be a jar?
Just the other day, the blathering idiot had some time to kill, though he wasn’t sure it was alive to begin with, and while pondering the philosophical depths of life, came across questions for which he could not find answers. Below are a few of them.
How can a door be ajar?
How come left behind means you’ve lost it, but right behind means it is still with you?
How come you can be told to sit down and shut up, but never sit up and shut down?
How come you can give a nod, but never take one?
How come when you are taking a bow, you are giving it to somebody else?
How come a house warming doesn’t involve starting a fire?
How come you can give somebody the shirt off your back, but you have to beat the pants off him?
How come politicians run for office, but stand for re-election?
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