Santa and the jet

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Santa impaled on a jet.

Pilot landed, full of regret.

Fallen presents everywhere.

Broken wagon, child’s despair.

Reindeer rammed right through the plane.

Santa’s joy turned to pain.

If you don’t see him Christmas Eve.

Search the obituaries and the bereaved.

Santa impaled on a jet.

Pilot landed, full of regret.

NORAD warned him: “Don’t fly there.”

Now he wears soiled underwear.