# I live in my own little world but it’s OK, everyone knows me here.
# I don’t do drugs ’cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.
# Money can’t buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
# If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the “terminal”?
# I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them get elected.
# The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
# I am a nobody; nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.
# No one ever says, “It’s only a game!” when their team is winning.
# How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
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