Daily Archives: May 9, 2010

The blame, the blame, it’s the blame

Okay, I accept the blame. I promise to do better next time and only keep you up slightly past your bed times, more or less, depending on the time zone differential and the quantum variables inherent in the shift to and from insanity, calibrated for the cosmic drift, divided by the universal constant, multiplied by a factor of factor where the q of a is equal to the sum of the parts of the partial sum, square rooted by a rutabaga.

Welcome to … my Fantasy Island

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Mother’s Day 2010

There once was a woman from Illinois,
Who one year gave birth to a boy.
If asked on this day,
Of him she will say,
“If I were Jewish, I’d say, ‘Oy!'”

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